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[1stclasspuppy]

[Zack's never heard hard rock so when he gets close the loud music is even louder to his ears and he winces a bit as he tries to get used to the sound, knocking loudly on the door and with a greasy bag full of bacon in his hands from the diner he visited recently.]

[buttbaby]

[There's barking from inside, then the music shuts off, and the door opens.

Bonehead emerges first, jumping up to greet the Bringer of Bacon head on.

Well, head-to-thighs anyway.]

[1stclasspuppy]

[Zack can hear the little tippy taps of paw feet on the floor before the doors open and he crouches once he sees Bonehead and lets the slobbering on his face commence. He's laughing and drops the bag so he can reach in and grab some bacon for Bonehead. At this rate he won't even make it inside from all the hugging and cooing going on.]

[buttbaby]

[Chris just stands back and watches, not wanting to interrupt the pure joy erupting out of those two dumb puppies.]

[1stclasspuppy]

[Chris might be there for a minute or so since Zack's just laughing and enjoying the kisses all over his face in between the chewing of bacon. He does manage to take a minute to breath and is just filling that time with happy laughs as he is somehow now laying on the floor and looking up at Chris.]

Chris I love him!!

[buttbaby]

[Chris gives a huff of half-laughter.]

Dude. I'm pretty sure it's fucking mutual.

[Bonehead clearly can't get enough of his new daddy.]

[1stclasspuppy]

I hope so!

[Zack was SOLDIER's resident puppy so he's never had a puppy before.]

He's the cutest best dog in the world!

[Zack picks him up and whats left of the bag of bacon and walks inside with them both in his arms.]

Chris I don't think I can ever leave. I love him too much.

[He's rubbing his cheek against the top of Bonehead's head while said doggo is eating more bacon.]

[buttbaby]

You'll have to take him out on a walk eventually. He might wanna go pretty soon at this rate.

[1stclasspuppy]

That's okay, we can bond more on the walk.

[He takes a seat on the couch, Bonehead in his lap.]

Where did you find him?

[buttbaby]

Laserhawk and I were on patrol, looking for bad guys to jump, and instead...

[He gestures at Bonehead, the world's unlikeliest bad guy.]

[1stclasspuppy]

Well I'd say you found the goodest boy instead.

[He pets Bonehead whose still in his lap.]

Is that the kind of work you do for Mr. Hands? Go on patrol?

[buttbaby]

No, that's more of an independent project.

Hero work, I guess.

[1stclasspuppy]

Do you two need help with hero work?

[Zack perks up at that and so does Bonehead for the shift of Zack moving and for a moment both Zack and Bonehead have the same look on their face as they look towards Chris.]

[buttbaby]

If you wanna patrol with me, I'm totally game.

Bonehead, you'll have to stay home as backup.

[1stclasspuppy]

Why not bring bonehead and we get him cool dog gear?

[Oh Zack is more than happy to help patrol!]

Have you guys found lots of bad guys?

[buttbaby]

Because he's a big softie, that's why.

[Bonehead may have German Shepherd blood, but very little of that fighting spirit.]

We haven't lately. But I met Hands by interrupting him getting mugged by three asshats.

[1stclasspuppy]

Well that's a pretty good reason! So Bonehead stays here, got it.

[He gives said dog a scratch on his head, followed by a kiss.]

So you saved him, huh? I guess I'll try and reach out to him too. Maybe I can get a second job and then take care of multiple partners no problem.

[buttbaby]

You can tell him you have my endorsement.

[Is it strange to endorse someone he's only met twice now? ...Nah, it's a totally solid appraisal of talent.]

You got anyone lined up yet?

[1stclasspuppy]

Lined up to contract with? Well...hrm...


[He thinks about it and pulls his knees up to his chest when Bonehead gets off his lap to lay next to him.]

I met this one guy whose a cat person and he looked so lost and didn't have any winter clothes so I kind of hope I can maybe ask him. There was also this guy I went to the diner with where I got the same bacon for bonehead. Oh! did you want some?

[He holds up the almost empty bag.]

It's good! But yeah the diner guy was kind of....

[He just smiles to himself a little and hugs his knees tighter.]

I liked him too.

[buttbaby]

Nah, dude, I'm good. Bonehead can finish it off.

[He gives Zack a slightly skeptical look. This guy moves fast.]

Do you have a crush on both of them, dude?

[1stclasspuppy]

Huh? No I don't think so? I just like them is all.

[At least he doesn't think it's a crush but he would like to see them more and spend time with them more often. He really enjoyed the time he spent with them both. He'd like to keep them safe too, help them out so he would be happy to take them both on as his contracts if they wanted to.]

I want to make sure they get to be themselves and not worry about being submissives so I just wanna help. They both were fun to hang out with though.

[buttbaby]

[Chris just shakes his head.]

Whatever, bro. Sounds like you should contract with them both then. Unless one of them is the jealous type. Or a serial killer.

[1stclasspuppy]

Yeah? How should I ask? Do you think I should get collars first or maybe wait for the okay? I still think it's silly you have to wear collars.

[He looks up at Chris with his innocent expression.]

If they say yes I for sure need that second job. I'd like for them both to not have to work unless they want to. I gotta get another...or maybe two other jobs for sure!

[buttbaby]

Dude, slow down, fuck!

Don't get collars before anything is agreed to, that's fucking rude. And only get the jobs you think you can do, and that you wanna do. Okay?

[1stclasspuppy]

Okay I won't!

[He frowns but not at Chris and instead rather at himself. He doesn't want to mess anything up but he still doesn't fully know what he's doing and he wants things to be good for everyone.]

I don't want to be rude...I just...I want things to go okay. I don't have much more time to contract left.