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[1stclasspuppy]

Oh, can I help?

[He did have a girlfriend once and she loved flowers.]

How about something like "You make me feel like the most special guy in this world" and then you can sign it love Chris?

[buttbaby]

Huh. That's a bit corny. How about...

"Dude, you can blast my dick anytime"? Heart Chris.

It's kind of an inside joke.

[1stclasspuppy]

[Zack just laughs a little at that and nods.]

If it's an inside joke then I bet he'd love it.

Actually you know what? I think I might get G'raha flowers too. Even if he doesn't want to contract with me he can have some pretty flowers to make his room look nicer anyway. What do you think?

[buttbaby]

I think that's a cool idea.

I bet he'll like it. And if he doesn't that's his problem.

[1stclasspuppy]

Hrm...I wonder if Ororo could maybe put some frost on some of the flowers. G'raha has these pretty crystal marks on his face and I'd like to maybe give him flowers that look like him. Maybe roses with snow crystals on them?

[He smiles at the thought, he's for sure gonna ask Ororo for some help.]

What about for Quentin? Do you have flowers in mind?

[buttbaby]

Dude, that's like, super thoughtful. He'll love it.

[He's quiet for a moment, thinking.]

I don't know much about flowers but they've gotta be a mix of purple and red ones. After our superhero and supervillain uniforms. Maybe with some blue, white and yellow thrown in 'cause I've got those too.

[1stclasspuppy]

Aww thanks! I hope Ororo can do that.

[He gets a bit starry eyed at Chris' idea for flowers.]

Chris that's so romantic! I think we can totally do a colorful bouquet like that. Quentin's going to love it. Do you want me to maybe give you the flowers so you can see his face and give them to him yourself?

[buttbaby]

I dunno. I think it'd be cooler if you delivered them.

[And way less scary to him personally. He has toxic masculinity, okay? He's not supposed to give guys flowers.]

[1stclasspuppy]

Yeah? Then I will. You're the client after all and the client gets whatever he wants.

[If Chris said that out loud Zack would tell him it's more manly to give flowers himself.]

[buttbaby]

Thanks, bro.

[He slings an arm over Zack's shoulders, giving him a friendly jostle.]

[1stclasspuppy]

Of course bro!

[Zack just smiles and leans into the jostle, enjoying the physical touch.]